Dein Pisser ist viel zu klein

That would actually be a little ridiculous that you would even mention or even consider that you could get me.

I mean, first of all, you have way too little hands to touch my big tits. I really mean it.

You might not have noticed that your hands are so small because your dick is so small.

That's real, well... But, you know, everyone's supposed to have their desires.

Though yours may never come true