PREGNANT?!? Boss gives me a creampie at work! Am I the office bitch now?

My job is actually quite easy. Write an offer here, answer the phone here and there and otherwise surf the Internet! Honestly, who doesn't do it like that? My boss came into the office and took a cost estimate for his appointment and I finally had 2 hours free of storms. I've seen such hot things on the internet again and just wanted to jerk off my slit properly in the office. Now the pens weren't enough for me anymore and so I just took the boss's golf clubs to fuck my brains out! Unfortunately, I'm such a jerk and gave him the wrong offer and so my boss came back after a short time and caught me messing up his thugs. There's only one thing that helps... my pussy has to serve again and he fucked me through the office. At the end he cums naked in my pussy... am I pregnant now? What are my colleagues supposed to think... all this talk about me fucking myself up...