SPH JOI! Watch me worship a real dick, while I tell you to jerk off your pathetic little excuse for a dick!

Go on, get your little dick out for me.

This one's soft and it's still at least twice your size, right?

Go on, get yours hard for me whilst I get this one hard and we can compare.

That's it, keep jerking. I bet you only need a finger and thumb to jerk off your little dick, don't you?

Look how fucking big it is.