the builder's ass

No, I'm not gay. I'm very straight, but you know, mouth to mouth, hole to hole, so I take whatever I can get.

Do you know what I'm about to break? Go for a quick wank. You know, there's some lads about in the green and stuff, so...

What do you mean, "lads"?

Well, there's some lads loitering about over the green over there, so sometimes I go round and have a look, see what's about.

I've pulled a couple of times, but sometimes you don't, sometimes you do. Sometimes I have to make do with a wank in the toilet.