Adult Streaming Deal for Australia’s “Candyman”

Like many across the world, we’re impressed by the stamina of “Candyman” Travers Beynon. After all, what’s not to envy when you have at least two women in bed every night, the looks of a male model, and massive million dollar parties?

Maybe a conscience. After all, Candyman made his fortune in tobacco. And while there’s still a market for the addictive plant, we want to offer the tobacco billionaire a safer alternative that might better fit his persona: porn mogul.

Unlike tobacco, porn doesn’t cause ED. In fact, quite the opposite. That’s why we’re sending out this open invitation to work with Candyman to outfit his mansion with webcams. Not only would those parties pay for themselves, they’d likely be a tax deduction.

We’re the experts in adult content, from amateur clips and webcams to million dollar productions. If you really want to be the new Hugh Hefner, we’re the ones to partner with.

So divest from cancer sticks, Candyman — and let us show you a vice that’s not only better suited to your lifestyle, it’s immensely profitable.

Let’s talk.

Alex Hawkins
Vice President, xHamster
alex.hawkins@xhamster.com
Published by xHamster
6 years ago
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who?
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DjinnG
DjinnG 6 years ago
to milaya_zhena : what is the me 2 movement
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milaya_zhena
milaya_zhena 6 years ago
As I am from the gold coast this guy is a wanker we talk about the "me 2 movement" this guy is just a creep and for you to put him on a pedestal and give him some type of promotion is weak but as I have been a user of this site for some time this post is just proof that this site is in decline (oh he hasn't made his wealth his parents did )
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jakebullet
While you sit around working on tactless musings like this, xhamster is dying.
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bigbeaverbill
bigbeaverbill 6 years ago
Clever move, I hope it works.
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