I dont understand why women (or men) ruin their beautiful bodies with ugly tattoos?! It's one thing to get a small one somewhere, but when you start getting big ones and multiple ones all over it is a big turn off!
I shall translate "Some fuckwit inked her and then shot her through the tit with a nailgun" = Some moronic guy had her tattooed and had her right tit pierced. "Then they traded her a pair of cheap trainers and a Barbeque Ribwich to take her TK Maxx bra and pantie set off for the camera." = In exchange for a cheap pair of trainers and some fast food they got her to take her cheap chainstore lingerie off for their cameraphone. "Poor thing... she was beautiful as she was." = Poor thing. She was beautiful as she was originally (before the tattoo, the piercing, the cheap supermarket lingerie). I hope this translation helps! I thought I was being clear, but I forget not everyone has English as a first language and the subtleties of language are sometimes lost. Apologies.
"Some fuckwit inked her and then shot her through the tit with a nailgun" = Some moronic guy had her tattooed and had her right tit pierced.
"Then they traded her a pair of cheap trainers and a Barbeque Ribwich to take her TK Maxx bra and pantie set off for the camera." = In exchange for a cheap pair of trainers and some fast food they got her to take her cheap chainstore lingerie off for their cameraphone.
"Poor thing... she was beautiful as she was." = Poor thing. She was beautiful as she was originally (before the tattoo, the piercing, the cheap supermarket lingerie).
I hope this translation helps! I thought I was being clear, but I forget not everyone has English as a first language and the subtleties of language are sometimes lost. Apologies.