Porscha Blaze First Date

Without further ado, meet Brian and Connie.

Brian's a video arcade attendant who talks like a professional sportscaster.

Connie thinks her vagina is lined with 24-karat gold and her panties fit like an armored truck.

But don't take my word for it. Over to you, Connie.

Hi, I'm Connie. I'm from Los Angeles, California.